"But the strategy in cross country is simple and brutal. You go out and run and you run until you think you simply cannot take one more step, you run until it feels like your head is a hornets’ nest with its own population explosion and your lungs are on fire and your heart is a beating jackhammer fast and your stomach is churning with nausea and your legs weigh 400 pounds apiece and you’re wondering seriously about your own sanity, wondering why the name of exhaustion you ever answered the starter’s gun … well, you run until all of this happens … and then you run some more."
you should only do cardio 3x a week at most!!!!!
trackies, marathoners, basically every runner ever:
whats a cardio?
Hey what's up?
Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
So, are you here with anyone?
Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
That's alright it's cool.
You don't mind me calling you cute?
A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
"Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are stupid, not blind."
"go talk to ya other hoes"